It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out