You keep the peace they get everything else

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,