You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man