Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

When God closes one store He opens another

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask