Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both