Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged