Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither