If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
