My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

When God closes one store He opens another