The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
