Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Never Win Anything
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
