Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,