I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life: