When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Easy to please but problematic to appease
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
