By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
