But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
