Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…