I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth