If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness