If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating