Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what