I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

I risked loss And lost; I win

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told