The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
When God closes one store He opens another
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
