Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
