When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them