There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Life is trying So Die trying
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
