Life is trying So Die trying

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine