Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave