I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
