Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

I want what you want so I want a cow

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense