Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
