Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure