People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice