Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it