People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted