The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
