You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

Life is trying So Die trying

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place