If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one