In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

Breathe in not out

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up