We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t