The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

Let there be light blight and hindsight

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything