In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Breathe in not out

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse