People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God