I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left