It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

I have an idea: I have no idea

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists