We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up