You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

In his capstone work Freud, with pessimistic pith Said it all in his title: Civilization and Its Discontents At the risk of saying less by addi…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist