If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

I want what you want so I want a cow

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Serve (one another) and Play (together)