Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
