Mating For Life Saved My
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
