If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…