When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those