In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
Never Win Anything
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact
