Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

You keep the peace they get everything else

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having