I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful