I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know