If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

The less you need to control the more powerful you

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us