I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost