The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah