For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…