When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all