Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–