A Rising Tide of Discontent
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both