When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults