In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns