No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
