7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…