The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
